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Another dog was the high point of my day today. There's a tiny boston terrier called Ace who hangs out in a clothing shop on Chapel Street called Bleecker Street and Lauren and I walked past today and spotted him just sittin' so we stopped to pat and I was like "Awww I love him!" and Lauren spotted boobies on him so she was like "Aww it's a girl!" And then as Ace got more and more psyched on us patting him, he sat down and rolled over to show us...HIS PENIS. It was a dog with tits and a dick and I felt really conflicted and didn't know what to call it so I started hysterically laughing. And my hands smelled bad after patting him but he had the cutest, boxiest face. I wish Iwas a dog. I was too shy to take a photo of Ace but he/she sort of looked like this except cuter.